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To: Barney who wrote (19941)7/24/2001 6:08:28 PM
From: Big Al  Read Replies (1) of 62562
 
Rules of Combat

1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.

2. Incoming fire has the right of way.

3. Don’t look conspicuous: it draws fire.

4. The easy way is always mined.

5. Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo.

6. Professionals are predictable; it’s the amateurs that are dangerous.

7. The enemy invariably attacks on one
of two occasions:
a. When you’re ready for them.
b. When you’re not ready for them.

8. Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.

9. If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.

10. Don’t draw fire; it irritates the people around you.

11. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

12. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.

13. If it’s stupid but works, it isn’t stupid.

14. When in doubt, empty the magazine
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