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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (19982)7/29/2001 12:01:30 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Lawyer jokes:

How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, and then he lies on the other.

How many lawyer jokes are there?
Only three. The rest are true stories.

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
How many can you afford?

What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
Senator (or Congressman).

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
a.The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
b. Removable wing tips.

Why does California have the most lawyers in the country while New Jersey has the most toxic waste site?
New Jersey got first choice.
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