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To: Barney who wrote (19997)	7/30/2001 1:25:07 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) of 62549

"Robert's Accident" There was a man named Robert playing golf on his wedding day. The guy at the tee box hits the ball, and it nails Robert right in the genitals. The group rush him to the hospital and take him into the emergency room. As he's lying on the table the doctor looks at him and says, "That's pretty bad. I don't think there's anything I can do for that." Robert says, "Oh please doc it's my wedding night. You've gotta do something!" The doctor then says, "Well, I can put two tongue depressors around it and wrap it with gauze tape to immobilize it." Robert says, "Oh thank you, doc. Just don't tell my fiance." They get married and later that night Robert's lying on the bed and his wife comes out in a sexy outfit. She unbuttons it, grabs her breasts and says, "Do you see these beautiful breasts? No one else has ever seen these. 've been saving them just for you." "Thats nothing", Robert replies. He pulls down his pants and says, "Look at this. It's not even out of the box yet!"

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