FROM FOX NEWS
We asked, and boy did we get. Monday night on Special Report, correspondent Jim Angle asked Fox News' viewers to suggest titles for former President Clinton's upcoming book, for which he will reportedly receive a $10 million advance.
Many of your suggestions were not printable. Thankfully, many more were. Herewith, then are some of the more entertaining ones:
The Joy of Sax, (submitted by Bryan L., Wylie, Texas)
Talking the Talk..., (Matt C.)
Pulling Some Wool, (Chris S., Pace, Fla.)
Worship Me, And Be All That You Can Be, (J.E.Y., Columbus, Ohio)
I Did It My Way, (Misc.)
I Am Bad and I Am Glad!
I Love Me, I Think I Am Grand, (Jan M.)
Hope Springs Infernal, (Michael M.)
My Definition of "Non-Fiction," (Will W.)
What Are You Looking In Here For? The Truth?
Wagging My Finger At You One Last Time, (Michael B.)
How Scandal Can Work For You Too!
How to Divide and Conquer the American People!, (Cheryl T., Welcome, Md.)
Crime and No Punishment - How to Beat the System and Laugh All the Way to
the Bank
I Remember Churches Burning and Other Tall Tales
Willard and Me - The White House Years, (Marilyn A., Woodstock, Ga.)
** Bonfire of the Legal Memos
** All the President's Women
Whitewatership Down
One Blew Over the Cuckoo Press
Eight is Enough
Crime and Still Waiting on the Punishment
The Name of the Rose... Law Firm
Twelve Angry Perjurers
The Liar, the Witch and the Intern
** (The) Catch-Her in the Lie
Breeches of Faith, (Michael and Gus U., North Olmsted, Ohio)
Pardon Me
Sex, Lies and Grand Jury Videotapes
Impeach this!, (Greg Knapp and his listeners at The Sky 97.3 FM in Gainesville, Fla.)
This Depends on What the Meaning of "Truth" Is..., (Art W., Savannah, Ga.)
Lady Monica's Lover, (Ron B., Englewood, Colo.)
Cherry Tree, What Do You Mean By That? (A.J.G., Quincy, Ill.)
As The Nose Grows, (Russ C., Augusta Ga.)
Still Crazy After All These Years: How to Be President Without Being Presidential, (Mark H., Tyler, Texas)
** You'd Better Put Some Ice On That, America, (John W., Independence, Mo.)
Me and Mrs. Jones
Serving Under The President
There's a Voter Born Every Minute, (Seth T., Denver, Colo.)
** The Seven Habits of Highly Deceptive People, (John K., Encinitas, Calif.)
** Life with Hillary: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb, (Derrin B., Edmond, Okla.)
Altoids: They're Curiously Strong, (Kent R., Atlanta, Ga.)
The Meaning of Is, (Matt B., Chicago, Ill.)
** Veni, Vidi... Vidi, Veni, (J.G.)
You Beg My Pardon? Bring Money to the Rose Garden, (Bob W., N.J.)
The Blue Dress Blues
** My Life: A Collective Works of Poll-Tested Words, Thoughts and Phrases, (Dave M., LeRoy, Ill.) |
