>From The Original Hollywood Squares TV show. These
> > are from the days when game show responses were
> > spontaneous and not scripted like they are now.
> > > > -----------------------------------------------------
> > > > Peter Marshall: According to Cosmo, if you meet a
> > > > stranger at a party and you think he's really
> > > > attractive, is it okay to come out directly and
> > > > ask him if he's married?
> > > >
> > > > Rose Marie: No, wait until morning.
> > > >
> > > > ------------------------------------------------------
> > > > Peter Marshall: Which of your five senses tends to
> > > > diminish as you get older?
> > > >
> > > > Charley Weaver: My sense of decency.
> > > > ------------------------------------------------------
> > > > Peter Marshall: Prometheus was tied to the top of a
> > > > mountain by the gods because he had given something to
> > > > man. What did he give us?
> > > >
> > > > Paul Lynde: I don't know what you got, but I got a
> > > > sports shirt.
> > > >
> > > > ------------------------------------------------------
> > > > Peter Marshall: What are "Do It", "I Can Help" and
> > > > "Can't Get Enough"?
> > > >
> > > > George Gobel: I don't know but it's coming from the
> > > > next apartment.
> > > > ------------------------------------------------------
> > > > Peter Marshall: What are "dual purpose" cattle good
> > > > for that other cattle aren't?
> > > >
> > > > Paul Lynde: They give milk and cookies...but I don't
> > > > recommend the cookies!
> > > > ------------------------------------------------------
> > > > Peter Marshall: Paul, why do Hell's Angels wear
> > > > leather?
> > > >
> > > > Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily.
> > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> >
> > > > Peter Marshall: True or false...a pea can last as
> > > > long as 5,000 years.
> > > >
> > > > George Gobel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes.
> > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > > Peter Marshall: When you pat a dog on its head he
> > > > will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do?
> > > >
> > > > Paul Lynde: Make him bark.
> > > >
> > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > > Peter Marshall: True or false, George...experts say
> > > > there are only seven or eight things in the world
> > > > dumber than an ant.
> > > >
> > > > George Gobel: Yes, and I think I voted for six of
> > > > 'em.
> > > >
> > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > >
> > > > Peter Marshall: Is it possible for the puppies in a
> > > > litter to have more than one daddy?
> > > >
> > > > Paul Lynde: Why, that bitch!
> > > >
> > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > > Peter Marshall: According to Movie Life magazine,
> > > > Ann-Margaret would like to start having babies soon,
> > > > but her husband wants her to wait a while. Why?
> > > >
> > > > Paul Lynde: He's out of town.
> > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > >
> > > > Peter Marshall: Who stays pregnant for a longer
> > > > period of time, your wife or your elephant?
> > > >
> > > > Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant?
> > > >
> > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > > Peter Marshall: When a couple have a baby, who is
> > > > responsible for its sex?
> > > >
> > > > Charley Weaver: I'll lend him the car. The rest is
> > > > up to him.
> > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > >
> > > > Peter Marshall: James Stewart did it over twenty
> > > > years ago when he was forty-one years old. Now he
> > > > says it was "one of the best things I everdid." What
> > > > was it?
> > > >
> > > > Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming.
> > > >
> > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > > Peter Marshall: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that
> > > > he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them
> > > > on at least two occasions. What are they?
> > > >
> > > > Charley Weaver: His feet.
> > > >
> > > > -------------------------------------------------------
> > > > Peter Marshall: If you're going to make a parachute
> > > > jump, you should be at least how high?
> > > >
> > > > Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should
> > > > do it.
> >
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