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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Barney who wrote (20214)8/18/2001 9:39:03 PM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62552
 
Signs.... Everywhere there are signs

In a health food shop window:
Closed due to illness.

In an office:
After the coffee break, staff should empty the pot and stand upside down on the draining board.

On a church door:
This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door.
(This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)

Seen during a conference:
For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

In a laundromat:
Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

Message on a leaflet:
If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.

On a repair shop door:
We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants Please Stay In Your Car

In a London department store:
Bargain Basement Upstairs

Notice in a dry cleaner's window:
Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.

Outside a second-hand shop:
We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

Spotted in a toilet in a london office block:
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

Also in an office:
Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.

Notice in a field:
The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

Quicksand warning:
Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned... By order of the District Council.
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