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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Carolyn who wrote (20247)8/21/2001 9:46:47 PM
From: Ian@SI  Read Replies (3) of 62552
 
The Rabbi's Meal"

>There was this rabbi in a small town, and he was
>really curious about why so many people ate pork.
>He really wanted to try some, but there was nowhere
>in town he could go and not be seen. One weekend,
>he made and excuse and traveled to a distant town,
>went into a restaurant, and ordered the roasted pork.
>
>While he's waiting for his order to be prepared, the
>president of his congregation walks in. He sees the
>rabbi and asks if he could join him for dinner, and
>the rabbi has no choice but to agree.
>
>A while later, the waiter returns with the rabbi's meal.
>He takes the cover off the platter, and there is a whole
>roast pig, with an apple in its mouth.
>
>The congregation president is more than a little
>surprised. "What a fancy place," explains the rabbi
>quickly. "Just look at how they serve my baked apple."
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