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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Ian@SI who wrote (20248)8/21/2001 10:11:21 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) of 62552
 
Ö¿Ö - - - (Possible Repeat)

A regular goes to his favorite very upscale
restaurant and while sitting at his table,
notices a gorgeous brunette sitting at a
nearby table alone.

He summons the waiter and asks for their
most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent
over to her - knowing that if she accepts it,
she is his.

The waiter quickly takes it over to the girl,
explaining it is "from the gentleman."

She looks at the wine and decides to send
the following note note:

"For me to accept this bottle, you need
to have a Mercedes in your garage, a
million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches
in your pants."

After reading the note, the man sends back a reply:

"Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari
Testarosa, a BMW 850il, and a Mercedes 560
SEL in my garage, plus I have over twenty
million dollars in the bank. But, not even for
a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut off
three inches. Just send the bottle back."
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