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To: Barney who wrote (20338)	8/28/2001 9:39:52 AM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) of 62543

The Boss's Best Vacation Dear Boss... To ensure that you have a good time on your upcoming trip to Australia, your loyal team members have planned and developed a special itinerary to fill the time during your leisure hours: Day 1... "Those Marvelous Morays" This exciting tour will once take you to the beauty of the Great Barrier Reef, where you will be allowed to hand feed special finger-shaped sausages to the wild eels of Stubby Hand Reef. Day 2... The "Great White Encounter" You and your tour guide will take a small boat to the Great Barrier Reef, where you will be able to dive into the chum-laden water and personally experience the beauty of the Great White shark. Day 3... The "10 Deadliest Snakes Fall Tour" You and a guest will be escorted through the outback and provided with the opportunity to handle and examine each of the world's 10 most deadly snakes. Day 4... The "Crocodile Dundee Petting Zoo" You will be able to come up-close and personal with the occasionally harmless salt-water crocodiles of the Australian coast. Lucky audience members are asked to participate in a croc wrestling exhibition. Day 5... The Aboriginal "Festival of Spears" You will be the honored guest of a small aboriginal village as they celebrate the subjugation of the aboriginal race by the white man, with free liquor and a special weapons exhibition. We hope you will enjoy your trip! Your loyal employees.

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