Subject: Israeli Custom Agent
A customs agent stopped Sam, an elderly Jewish man who had just immigrated
to Israel, and asked him to open his two suitcases.
In the first suitcase, the agent found over 1 million pounds
in £10 notes. "Excuse me, sir" he asked Sam, "where did you get all
this money?"
"Vell, I'll tell you," Sam began, "I love Israel. For many
years I traveled all around the world and stopped off at all of the public toilets in
all the major cities; I vent to New York, I vent to London, I vent to Madrid, to Prague, to
Paris, everywhere. As soon as I arrived, I vent into all
the cubicles where the men were peeing and to them I say:
"Give me £10 for Israel or I'll cut off your testicles vit my knife."
"That's quite a story," the customs agent said. "What's in
the second suitcase?"
"Vell, you know..." said Sam, shaking his head, "Not
everyone likes to give." |
