A man goes to a doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a
sexual performance problem. Can you help me?"
"Oh, that's not a problem anymore!" announces the
proud physician. "They just came out with this new
wonder drug, Viagra, that does the trick! You take
some pills and your problems are history." So, the
doctor gives the man a prescription and sends him on
his merry way.
A couple of months later, the doctor runs into his
patient on the street.
"Doctor, Doctor!" exclaims the man excitedly, "I've
got to thank you! This drug is a miracle! It's
wonderful!"
"Well, I'm glad to hear that," says the pleased
physician. "What does your wife think about it?"
"Wife?" asks the man. "I haven't been home yet."
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A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells
him that she needs to file her taxes.The accountant
says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few
questions." He gets her name, address, social security
number, etc. and then asks, "What is your
occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The
accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will
never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to
rephrase that." The woman says, "OK, I'm a
prostitute." "No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman says,
"I'm a chicken farmer." The accountant asks, "What
does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or
a prostitute?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last
year!" |
