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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who started this subject10/3/2001 11:47:37 PM
From: warawls  Read Replies (4) of 62558
 
>An Israeli friend recently informed me that the
>UK fought the Islamic terrorist attacks by
>burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently
>the Islamic belief is that if ones' body is
>buried with a pig (because they are considered
>unclean) their soul will go to hell. I did a
>little research into this subject matter and
>found it to be true. This got me thinking. If we
>put a baby pig on every airline flight then all
>suicide terrorists would abort their missions as
>they would not want their souls to go to hell.
>
>Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs
>into Afghanistan I think our recon and assault
>efforts may be more successful. Apparently
>Muslims dislike the very site of pigs A LOT! They
>are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we
>spike their water supply with a few thousands
>gallons of cosmopolitans, get them shit-faced and
>turn the pigs loose. The war would be over in a
>weekend. Just a thought.
>
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