Every War needs a song for the troops to sing while marching.
It is good for morale and is usually composed in the spirit of
“John Brown’s Body.”
There is a lot of talent on this thread. Add verses if inclined.
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We can shoot Osama Bin Laden with a bullet made of pork.
We can tie him up and torture him by cutting off his dork.
We can show his head all splattered by a mighty tomahawk
And build the towers again.
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah.
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah.
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah.
And build the towers again.
We can turn Afghanistan in to a nice warm inland sea.
Get rid of the hairy Taliban and set all those women free.
We can scare each and every terrorist so bad his has to pee
And build the towers again.
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah.
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah.
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah.
And build the towers again.
We can shove a mighty missile right up Ahmed’s @ss
But first we’ll coat its warhead with pig-skin and fiberglass
Let the Russians in to NATO, they are our friends at last
And build the towers again.
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah.
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah.
Glory, Glory, Hallelujah.
And build the towers again.
Feel free to add verses to the song our boys in uniform will love to sing. |
