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To: BKS who started this subject	10/5/2001 4:34:04 AM
From: calgal	Read Replies (1) of 62547

Leno Everyone is in the patriotic spirit, people have flags on their cars and stuff. That's what I love about this country we can pull together. Ten days ago we had a flag shortage, a week later we had millions made and shipped in from Taiwan. What a great country! That's what I'm talking about! President Bush is reminding everyone to be patient. I think we are patient, that election lasted what - three months? The President is also telling everyone to get back to normal. I think that's real important. There are signs that we are getting there, congress will now accept bribes again. Do you know what the number one reality show in Afghanistan is? The Flintstones. People over there are starving. I did not know this but a big part of their diet is rancid goat meat. I didn't know they had a Sizzler in Afghanistan. More information coming out about Osama bin Laden. He's the richest man in Afghanistan - he has a three donkey garage. The Taliban is starting to show some signs of compromise. Lots of the allies we are getting might be helping. They are now saying they will hand over bin Laden, but only to a third country. I know, how about Israel? Works for me! Times like this you find out who your friends are. President Vicente Fox and Mexico are helping us. They've already given us three million so far - people, not money. It's the thought, those people are here to help out. They all just came today. Letterman Bill Clinton has been disbarred. This means he can only argue his case with his wife now. Conan I am shocked at how nice people are being here in New York. In fact outside the studio, the man that sells the fake Rolex watches, he is now also selling a fake five year guarantee. Mayor Giuliani says he won't seek a third term, but still wants to have his current term extended by three months. The New York Mets would also like to extend their season.

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