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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: sandintoes who wrote (21009)10/25/2001 8:19:24 AM
From: David Wright  Read Replies (1) of 62552
 
> Subject: A True Halloween Story. Honest!!!
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