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To: BKS who started this subject	10/29/2001 5:17:09 PM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (2) of 62592

One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all died and went to Heaven. St. Peter was having a bad day since heaven was getting crowded. When they got to the gate, St. Peter informed them that there would be a test to get into Heaven and each will have to answer a single question. He first asked the teacher, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the Iceberg and sunk with all its passengers?" The teacher thought for a seconda and replied, " That would have been the Titanic, right?" St. Peter nodded and let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the Garbage man, and, figuring that Heaven didn't REALLY need all the stink that this guy would bring into heaven, uncharitably decided to make the question a little harder. "How many people died on the ship?" he asked. The garbage man guessed, "1228." "That happens to be correct," St. Peter told him. "Go ahead." St. Peter finally turned to the lawyer who was anxiously awaiting his question. The Saint thought long and hard, then calmly told the lawyer, "Name them."

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