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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (21055)10/30/2001 10:29:20 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62592
 
Random Thoughts on Marriage...

A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives.
In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."

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Novitiate: Do clever men make good husbands?

Master: Clever men do not BECOME husbands!

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A couple was having an argument about family finances. Finally
the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't be here!"

The wife replied, "Dahling, if it weren't for your money neither would I!

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She: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.

He: Oh? And which is this?

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A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
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