I don't get mad, I get even...
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the
weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back,
and had nothing left but a quarter and the second
half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to
the airport he could get himself home.
So he went out to the front of the casino where
there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his
situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the
driver money from home, he offered him his credit
card numbers, his drivers license number, his
address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said, "If
you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my
cab!"
So the businessman was forced to hitchhike to the
airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long
and hard to regain his financial success, returned to
Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good
about himself, he went out to the front of the casino
to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who
should he see out there, at the end of a long line of
cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him
a ride when he was down on his luck. The
businessman thought for a moment about how he
could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and
he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How
much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen
bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to go
down on me (oral sex) during the way?" "What?! Get
Out out of my cab, you scum." The businessman got
into the back of each cab in the long line and asked
the same questions, with the same result - getting
kicked out of each taxi.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line,
he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the
airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The
businessman said "O.K." and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs
the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign
to each driver |
