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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who started this subject11/9/2001 11:55:43 AM
From: Ann Corrigan  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
You might be a redneck computer
geek if...


You take your net-connected cell phone to the outhouse to read your email.

Your e-mail address ends in ".over.yonder.com".

Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined.

Your presence on the World Wide Web is a "Down Home Page".

You tripled the value of your truck by installing a portable DVD.

You trim the kudzu back from your trailer so it won't mess up your DSL.

You ever refer to your computer as "Ole Bessy".

Your screen saver is a bitmap image of your favorite tractor.

You start all your e-mails with the words "Howdy!"

You can fix a trolling motor with a set of PC tools.

You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your beer can on.

The bumper sticker on your truck says "My other computer is a laptop".

You know that a 'network' has nothing to do with fishin'.

Your baseball cap has an Intel logo instead of "CAT".

You keep inventory of your truck parts, fishin' lures, and country music tapes in Excel.

You've got every font ever made that looks like Old West signs or wood plank fencing installed
on your computer.

You have "Free Bird" and "Achy Breaky Heart" on the MP3 player in your truck.

You find yourself humming, "Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire..."!
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