DARK IN HERE
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> A woman takes a lover during the day while her
> husband is
> at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly,
> sees
> them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The
> woman's
> husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the
> closet,
> not realizing that the little boy is in there
> already.
> The little boy says,
> "Dark in here."
> The man says, "Yes, it is."
> Boy - "I have a baseball."
> Man - "That's nice."
> Boy - "Want to buy it?"
> Man - "No, thanks."
> Boy - "My dad's outside."
> Man - "OK, how much?"
> Boy - "$250"
> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
> and
> the lover are in the closet together.
> Boy - "Dark in here."
> Man - "Yes, it is."
> Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
> The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy,
> "How much?"
> Boy - "$750"
> Man - "Fine."
> A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab
> your
> glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."
> The boy
> says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."
> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> Boy -"$1,000" The father says, "That's terrible to
> overcharge
> your friends like that...that is way more than those
> two
> things cost. I'm going to take you to church and
> make you confess."
> They go to the church and the father makes the
> little boy sit in
> the confession booth and he closes the door.
> The boy says, "Dark in here."
> The priest says, "Don't start that shit again". |
