You Might Be A Redneck Geek
If you would describe your family tree as being
recursive, you might be a redneck geek.
If your pickup truck can find its way home by
itself while you are passed-out-drunk, you might
be a redneck geek.
If your CD-ROM tray has a beer can in it, you
might be a redneck geek.
If you bought cigarettes over the internet when
you were 10 years old, you might be a redneck
geek.
If you finally do the laundry and find a Commodore
64, you might be a redneck geek.
If you have mpegs of your sister in the shower,
you might be a redneck geek.
If your trailer home can talk, you might be a
redneck geek.
If you built your laser gun sight from scratch,
you might be a redneck geek.
If you've ever used circuit components as fishing
lures, you might be a redneck geek.
If you've calculated the flux of grain entering
a combine, you might be a redneck geek.
If decapitating a chicken makes you think "random
walk", you might be a redneck geek.
If you joined the local Garth Brooks fan club to
increase your odds of getting a date, you might
be a redneck geek.
If all of your pants are L3\/I2 jeans, you might
be a redneck geek.
If your VCR has been broken for five years, yet
still displays the correct time, you might be a
redneck geek. |
