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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Neocon who wrote (21491)12/6/2001 7:05:36 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
To annoy you....?

OJ: It was mealtime during our trip on a small airline in the Northwest. "Would
you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked the man seated in front of me.

"What are my choices?" he asked.

"Yes or no," she replied.

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*** The Duel ***

In bygone days, a thin man insulted a fat man. The fat man challenged his
tormentor to a duel with pistols.

On the day of the duel a debate ensued about the unfair advantage held by
the thin man because he was a much smaller target. Finally the thin man came
up with a solution.

"Let the outline of my figure be chalked upon your body," he said to his
opponent, "and any shots of mine that hit outside the chalk lines, we won't
count."
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