One day a Newfie was rowing along in his dory, singing "I's the bye that builds the boat, and I's the bye that sails her...."
Two aliens are hovering nearby in their spaceship watching his progress. One says to the other, "I wonder what happens if we remove a quarter of his brain?" So they abduct the Newf, perform the operation, and put him back in his dory.
The Newfie continues rowing as if nothing happened, singing "I's the bye that builds the boat, and I's the bye that sails her...."
The alien says, "we didn't take enough. Let's take another quarter, so he's down to half a brain." So they abduct the Newf, perform the operation, and put him back in his dory with only half a brain.
The Newfie continues rowing as if nothing happened, singing "I's the bye that builds the boat, and I's the bye that sails her..."
The aliens can't believe it. The abduct the Newf yet again, and remove the rest of his brain. Back in his dory, the Newfie sings, "Aloute, gentile aloute, ...."
(once in a while the poor buggers gotta come out on top!) |
