Once there was this guy names Haqihana who never did a bad thing in his life. He was perfect, he always considered every aspect of his behavior before he acted and his actions were saintly. Alas, eventually he died. When he got to heaven St. Peter said to him " Haqi, you have been a perfect and saintly person, so perfect that you confuse the standing between angels and the departed, we don't know what to do with you", "I'm sorry "said Haqi. "We have decided", said St. Peter, "to send you back to Earth, for just a little while, to perform some minor sin so that you will be able to firmly reside with most saintly departed".
Back to Earth he went. Sin? how to sin haqihana had never even thought of a sin in his life so how could he perform one? Heaven was at risk, so he saw an old blind crippled women hobbling down the street and rushed over, dragged her into an alley and had his way with her.
As he sat stunned by his deed Haqi heard the woman moan and mutter. "Oh, what a day!, I am old, I learned I was dying, I have always been crippled and disfigured and thought I would perish without ever having known love,, what a good deed you have done for me."
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