Dear haqihana ,
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this
year, and since you have, I will be telling my elves to make some goodies
for me to leave under your tree at Christmas. I was going to bring you all
the gifts from the "Twelve Days of Christmas", but we had a little problem
up here. The twelve fiddlers fiddling, have all come down with V.D from
fiddling with the ten ladies dancing. The eleven lords a leaping have
knocked up the eight maids a milking, and the nine pipers playing, have been
arrested for doing weird things to the seven swans a swimming. The six geese
a laying, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a
partridge in a pear tree, have me up to my ass in bird shit. On top of all
this, Mrs. Clause is going through menopause, eight of my reindeer are in
heat, the elves have joined Gay Liberation, and those dumbass
Newfoundlanders have scheduled Christmas for the 5th Of February.
Sincerely,
Santa |
