This young couple got married and decided to honeymoon in Miami Beach, FL. With limited resources, they decided to take a bus to Florida from NewYork City. On the first day, the bus got as far as Delaware and broke down.
The bus company put the passengers up at a nearby motel. The young husband was most anxious to consummate the marriage during that evening. But, the young wife said, "No. We must wait till we start our honeymoon in Miami Beach."
The next morning, they got back on the bus. But, in South Carolina, the bus breaks down again. Again, the bus company puts the passengers up at a local motel. With more urgency, the young groom wants to consummate the marriage, but the young wife says, "Not until we start our honeymoon in Miami Beach."
The next morning, they got back on the bus and, in Jacksonville, FL, the bus breaks down for the third time. Once again, the bus company paid for a motel. They are hardly in the room a minute when the young bride tears off her clothes and his and pent up sex runs rampant.
Afterwards, they are lying in bed and the young groom, still overwhelmed, asks his young bride "Why is it, after insisting we wait to start our honeymoon in Miami Beach, you change your mind about waiting?" The young bride says to the young groom, "Well, I changed my mind when I heard the couple behind us say 'by the time we get to Miami Beach the fucking season will be over' |
