Melvin comes to confession. "Father," he said, forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asked, "What did you do, my son ?"
"I lusted," Melvin replied.
"Tell me about it," the priest said.
Melvin then related his story. "Father, I am a delivery man for UPS. Yesterday I was making a delivery in the affluent section of the city. When I rang the bell, the door opened and there stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds. She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect figure. And, she asked seductively if I would like to come in."
"And, what did you do, my son ?" asked the priest.
"Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted," replied the man.
"Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in heaven, my son."
"A reward, father ? What do you think my reward might be ?" Melvin asked.
The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate, .... you dumb ass. |
