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To: stephen wall who wrote (21623)12/12/2001 3:42:02 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
California Laws:

Chico
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Downey
It is illegal to wash your car in the street. (Passed 1995).
Lodi
It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".
Lompoc
It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.
Long Beach
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Los Angeles
You may not hunt moths under a street light.
Toads may not be licked.
Pacific Grove
Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.
San Diego
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
San Francisco
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

Dumb Oregon Laws
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
You may not pump your own gas in service stations.
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
Hood River
Juggling is strictly prohibited without a license.
Klamath Falls
It's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane.
Marion
Ministers are forbidden from eating garlic or onions before delivering a sermon.
Salem
Women may not wrestle in Salem.
Stanfield
Cloth towel dispensers are banned from restrooms.
No more than two people may share a single drink.

Texas:

Dumb Texas Laws
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
Austin
Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.
Clarendon
It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.
Dallas
It's illegal to possess realistic dildos.
Houston
It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.
Lubbock County
It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream.
Mesquite
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.
Port Arthur
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.
San Antonio
It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.
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