State mottos:
Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity
Arkansas; Litrassy aint evrythang
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Illinois The "s" Is Silent.
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Kansas First of the Rectangle States
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, That's Just our Tourism Campaign
Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Mississippi: Not Just A Word in a Spelling Bee.
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Cheap Land.
Nevada: Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
Michigan: First Line of Defense Against Canada.
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English
Virginia: Please don't confuse us with West Virginia!
Washington: We like our state, so stay out!
California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda
Arkansas; Litrassy aint evrythang
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It
Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water
Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism
Illionois the "s" is silent.
Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
Kansas first of the rectangle sttes
Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, that's just our tourism campaign
Maine, you can spit on Canada from here.
Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
Mississippi: Not just word in a spelling contest.
Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and cheap land.
Nevada Poker!
New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone
North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable
Michigan: First line of defense against Canada.
Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
Tennessee: The Educashun State
Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English
Virginia: Please don't confuse us with West Virginia!
Washington: We like our state, so stay out! |
