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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (21541)	12/14/2001 10:04:43 PM
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Q: What is the most confusing day in Mexico? A: Father's day. Q: Why do flies have wings? A: To beat the mexicans to the trash can. Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a mexican? A: Ten. 1 to hold the mexican, and 9 to hold the oranges. Q: Why don't you throw a rock at a mexican on a bike? A: Because its probably your bike. Q: Why do mexicans buy Cabbage Patch dolls? A: Because they come with birth certificates. Q: Why don't mexicans have any Olympic teams? A: Because all the mexicans who can run, jump, and swim are over here. Q: Why is there so little great mexican literature? A: Spray paint wasn't invented until 1950. Q: Why is the average age of the mexican army 40? A: Because they take them right out of high school. Q: Why don't mexicans play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them. Q: What are the three most difficult years in a mexicans life? A: Second grade. Q: How do you give a mexican a concussion? A: Smash his head with the toilet seat while he's drinking. Q: What do you call a mexican without a lawnmower? A: Unemployed. Q: What is a mexican's favorite sport? A: Boxing... Boxing oranges! Q: What do you call a building full of mexicans? A: Jail. Q: Why did the mexican cross the road? A: To get from the gas station to the orange groves. Q: Why did the mexicans have to move out of the house? A: Because they couldn't figure out how to flush the pool. Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a phone booth? A: Throw in a food stamp. Q: How do you get them out? A: Throw in a bar of soap. Q: What do you call a taco with a food stamp inside it? A: A mexican fortune cookie. Q: What's the slowest thing in the world? A: A mexican funeral precession with only 1 set of jumper cables. Q: Who's the best man at a mexican wedding? A: The guy with the jumper cables. Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education on the same day in Mexico? A: They don't want to wear out the donkey. Q: How do you kill all the mexicans? A: Blow up K-Mart. Q: Why do mexicans wear sombreros? A: So they have a place to put their taco when they are stealing your hubcaps. Q: Why do mexican's drive lowriders? A: So they can pick the cabbage. Q: Why do they have hydraulics? A: When all the cabbage is gone, they can then pick apples. Q: What do you say to a mexican in uniform? A: I'll have a big mac, coke and fries. Q: What do you call sex with a mexican? A: Rape. Q: Why don't mexicans have barbecues? A: Because the beans keep falling through the Grill! Q: Why do mexicans have re-fried beans? A: Have you ever heard of a Mexican doing anything right the first time? Q: What's the name of Mexico's telephone company? A: "Taco Bell." Q: A mexican spent one whole hot day mowing the lawn, why couldn't he go inside the house and grab a sip of water? A: It wasn't his house. Q: Who's the best man at a Mexican wedding? A: The guy with the jumper cables. Q: How many mexican's does it take to grease a car? A: Just one if you hit him right. Q: Did you hear about the two mexicans on "That's Incredible"? A: One had auto insurance and the other was an only child. Q: Why do mexicans eat beans? A: So they can have a bubble bath. Q: How do you know that Superman isn't mexican? A: Because he would steal wheels off air planes if he was. Q: Why do most mexican men have mustaches? A: Because they want to look like their mothers. Q: How can you tell a mexican airline? A: It's the one with hair under the wings. Q: Why don't mexicans like blow jobs? A: They don't like ANY kind of jobs. Q: What do you call a mexican with an IQ of 176? A: A village. Q: What do you call a mexican paratrooper? A: Instant air pollution. Q: How many mexicans does it take to grease a car? A: Just one if you hit him right. Q: What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopus? A: I don't know but it sure can pick lettuce. Q: Why are scientists breeding mexicans instead of rats for experiments? A: They multiply faster and you don't get as attached to them.

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