Bob, a middle-aged Canadian tourist, visits the red light district of
Oklahoma City and enters a large brothel. It's only his second time in
Oklahoma. The Madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady over
to entertain the prospective client. They sit and talk, frolic a little,
giggle a bit, drink a bit and she sits on his lap.
He whispers in her ear and she gasps and runs away ! Seeing this, the Madam
sends over a more experienced lady over to entertain the gentleman. They sit
and talk, frolic a little, giggle a bit, drink a bit and she sits on his
lap. He again whispers in her ear and she screams "No !" and walks quickly
away !
The Madam decides that only the most experienced lady, Lola, would do! Lola
looks a bit tired, but there is nothing she hasn't done already and
absolutely nothing would surprise her. They sit and talk, frolic a little,
giggle a bit, drink a bit and she sits on his lap. He whispers in her ear
and she screams "No !" louder than the previous two smacks him as hard as she
can and runs away!
Madam is by now, absolutely intrigued, having seen nothing like this in all
her years of operating a brothel. She asks, "What did you want to do, to
make them run away like that ?" Bob said: "I just asked if I can pay in
Canadian Dollars". |
