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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Ian@SI who wrote (21728)12/19/2001 8:46:50 AM
From: Ian@SI  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Variation on an old one...

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There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar
and asked this one guy how to get a date.

The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer."

So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After
she said "No," he told her that it was probably a good thing
because he had a case early in the morning.

She said, "Oh !!!! Your a lawyer ?"

He said, "Why,... Yes I am !"

So they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing,
he started to laugh to himself. When she asked what was so funny,
he answered, "Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and
I'm already screwing someone !"
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