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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: BKS who started this subject1/4/2002 12:31:49 PM
From: Neeka  Read Replies (1) of 62592
 
Too Funny

A woman suspects her husband is cheating on her. One day she calls home
and a strange woman answers.

Wife: Who is this?

Maid: This is the maid.

Wife: We don't have a maid.

Maid: I was hired this morning by the man of the house.

Wife: Well, this is his wife. Is he there?

Maid: He's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was his
wife. The wife is fuming. She says to the maid... Listen, would you like
to make $50,000?

Maid: What will I have to do?

Wife: I want you to take my gun from the desk and shoot the jerk and the
witch he's with. The maid puts the phone down. The wife hears footsteps
and the gunshots, then more footsteps.

Maid: What do I do with the bodies?

Wife: Throw them in the swimming pool.

Maid: But there's no pool here.

A long pause.

Wife: Is this 832-4821?
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