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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: benwood who wrote (21989)1/9/2002 6:32:51 PM
From: haqihana  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
A door-to-door sales vacuum cleaner salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, a real mean and tough looking lady opens the door, and before she has a chance to say anything, he runs inside and dumps manure all over the carpet.

He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning up that horse manure, I'll eat every chunk of it."

She turns to him with a smirk, and says, "You want ketchup on that?" The salesman says, "why do you ask?"

She says, "We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."
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