A priest is playing golf, followed by his devoted caddie. He takes a
swing and hits the ball. But while in the air, the wind starts to blow
and the balls falls in a lake. The priest, very mad, says, "G*ddamn
wind !!" The caddie, surprised, says, "Sir, please, why did you say such
profanity ?!" The priest asks the caddie to forgive him, gets on his
knees and prays for forgiveness from God.
A little later, the priest hits another good drive. Again, the wind
starts to blow and this time the ball falls in the woods. The priest
sighs and again, says, "G*ddamn wind !!" The caddie, just as surprised as
the first time, says, "Sir, please, do stop saying such profanity!" The
priest then looks at his caddie, and raises his hands towards the sky,
asking God to forgive him.
Suddenly, the sky covers with grey and dark clouds, there's a clap of
thunder, and a lightning bolt strikes the caddie to death. The priest,
not believing his eyes, falls to his knees and screams to the sky, "Oh
Lord, what has this poor man done to make you so mad ? God, I am the one
who sinned ! My poor caddie did not deserve such a death !"
Then, a loud roar came from the sky. The priest hid his head under his
arms, scared of dying, only to hear a loud voice say, "G*ddamn Wind !!" |
