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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Doug Coughlan who wrote (22101)1/17/2002 9:01:11 AM
From: Doug Coughlan  Read Replies (2) of 62566
 
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband
is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to
look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a
cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep
thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear
from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the
matter, dear?", she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why
are you down here at this time of night?".
The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember
20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?"
he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband pauses.
The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when
your father caught us in the back seat of my car making
love?" "Yes, I remember" says the wife, lowering herself into a
chair beside him. The husband continues. "Do you remember when he
shoved the shotgun in my face and said, either you marry my
daughter,
or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too"
she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and
says, "I would have gotten out today".
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