A young lady in the maternity ward, just prior to labor, is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies.
"OK, do you have a boyfriend?" asks the midwife.
"No, no boyfriend either".
"Do you have a partner then"?.
"No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own.
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman."You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that she is black".
"Well," replies the girl,.. "I was down on my luck, with no money, and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a porno movie, The lead man was black.
"Oh, I'm so sorry," says the midwife, "that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions, but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair."
"Well yes," replies the girl, "you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?"
"Oh I'm sorry" the midwife repeats, "that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further, but your baby has slanted eyes."
"Uh, well yes," continues the girl, "I was incredibly hard up and there was a Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice."
At this, the midwife again apologizes, collects the baby and presents it to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give the baby a slap on the rear. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims. "Well thank God for that. I was afraid it was going to BARK." |
