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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: TigerPaw who wrote (22140)1/21/2002 3:25:05 AM
From: calgal  Read Replies (1) of 62569
 
Leno:

I have a theory on the pretzel that made Bush pass out. If he was still drinking, it wouldn't have been a problem. He could have just washed it down with a beer.

Wall Street has suspended Enron sales. Why? Is there a mad rush to buy them at 68 cents per share?

Welcome to the "Tonight" show! All you folks at home, put down the pretzels – it's not worth it!

He choked on the pretzel while watching the Baltimore Ravens and Miami Dolphins football game. Hey, at that exact time the Dolphins were choking, too – amazing!


Enron executives said today that there is not a shred of evidence that they did anything wrong – of course, that's because they've shredded the evidence.

Letterman:
Sorry I was late to the show – I was upstairs busy shredding financial documents.

The elusive search for that evil mastermind continues. The CEO of Enron is still at large
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