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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: BKS who started this subject	1/22/2002 2:13:05 PM
From: Stang	Read Replies (2) of 62567

TOP TEN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART while your Significant Other is Taking His/Her Sweet Time! 11. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them In peoples carts when they aren't looking. 10. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals. 9. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms. 8. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!" 5. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 4. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme 'Mission Impossible'. 3. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!" 2. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! The voices are back!!!" 1. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly "Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!" Stang

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