A young man had been seriously dating three lovely young women and finally found himself faced with the dilemma of which one to marry. As a test, he gave each of the women one thousand dollars.
The first girl decided to go for a complete hair and face makeover and new wardrobe. She returned to show off her new look and said, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why, you ask? Because I love you, dear."
The second girl returned with new golf equipment, new TV, DVD player, stereo and a month's supply of beer and said, "I've purchased all these things for you, dear. They are my gifts to you because I love you so."
The third girl invested the $1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her original amount. She reinvested the profits, which continued to multiply, and returned the initial thousand to the young man and said, ""I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our future. That is how much I love you, my darling."
The young man was extremely impressed with all three of their responses. After giving everything long and careful consideration, he married the one with the biggest breasts. |
