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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who started this subject2/5/2002 1:44:23 PM
From: Calvin Scott  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
MIGHT BE FROM WISCONSIN IF ........

Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

"Vacation" means going to Fond Du Lac for the weekend.

You measure distance in hours.

You know several people who have hit more than one deer.

You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You use a down comforter in the summer (because you run the A/C at 55 degrees).

Your grandparents drive at 65 mph through 13 feet of snow, during a raging blizzard, without flinching.

You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events.

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked..

You think of the major food groups as beer, beef, and beans.

You carry jumper cables in your car and make sure your better half knows how to use them.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You think sexy lingerie is are tube socks and flannel pajamas.

You know the 4 seasons as….summer, road construction, still summer, winters.

It takes you 3 hours to go to the store for one item, even when you're in a rush, because you have to stop and talk to everyone in town.

You actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends from Wisconsin.
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