Tom starts out his day feeling fine.
He goes to work, but gets there late, and the boss immediately
corners him.
The Boss says, "This is the third time you've been late this
month. Clean our your desk and get the hell out of here. You're
fired. I don't want to see your face around here again!"
Distraught, Tom leaves the building, feeling really upset.
He gets in his car, pulls out of his space, and starts to drive
home. Halfway home, he's hit at an intersection by a teenager.
Tom's car is trashed, and the kid has no insurance.
"Jesus, this is turning into the worst day of his life," he says
to himself.
So his car is towed and Tom has to take the bus home. When he
gets home, it's eleven o'clock in the morning -- an abnormal time
for him to be returning home. He hears sounds -- moaning,
groaning, sheets being scratched -- coming from the bedroom.
"Now what?!?" he mutters to himself.
He sneaks back to his bedroom, kicks the bedroom door in, and
there is his wife having sex with his best friend.
Tom freaks out and screams at his wife, "Get out of here, you
slut! Get your clothes, get dressed and get out. Don't ever come
back here again!"
She gets up and does as he says.
Then he turns to his best friend and says, "And as for you, Bad
dog!! Bad dog!!!" |
