A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a “handywoman,” and started canvassing a nearby affluent neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.
“Well, how much do you want to paint my porch?” he asked.
The blonde, after surveying, responded, “How about $50?”
The man agreed, and told her that the paint and other materials that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?”
The man replied, “She should. She was standing right there.”
A short time later the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” the husband asked.
“Yes,” the blonde replied, “and I had lots of extra paint left over, so I gave it another two coats.”
Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50.
“And by the way,” the blonde adds as she purses her earnings, “it’s not a Porch, it’s a Lexus.” |
