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To: Colleen M who wrote (22534)	2/18/2002 12:19:05 PM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) of 62558

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.'" - Jack Handey "When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me ... and no one showed up." - Rodney Dangerfield "Wouldn't one or two anal probes tell aliens everything they need to know about that particular facet of human physiology? Maybe their ships run on methane and they're just re-fueling." - Kevin Wickart "My wife's on a diet. She used to be so fat every time she got into a taxi the driver rushed her to the hospital. She went to the health club and in one week she lost fifty pounds. One of those machines tore her leg off." - Dave Barry "I got a package envelope in the mail the other day that had written on the front: 'Photographs: Do Not Bend.' Underneath the mailman wrote: 'Oh, yes they do.'" - Unknown "Nobody seemed to care when I came home and shouted the good news: 'I got the part, I got the part!' Makes me think I should have been an actor instead of a mechanic." - J. Hutter "My greatest fear in life is that no one will remember me after I'm dead." - Some dead guy

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