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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who started this subject3/2/2002 5:21:40 PM
From: Arctic Trader  Read Replies (1) of 62585
 
A farmer was out working in his fields when he had to
pee really bad. He was quite a ways from the house so
he just climbed off his tractor and peed in the
clover. As luck would have it, a bee took offense to
being peed on and zapped him right on the end of his
dingus. It really hurt terribly when he remembered
that buttermilk was known to relieve bee stings. He
dashed to the house, opened the fridge, poured a glass
of buttermilk and started to soak his peepee. What a
relief! Then he heard a gasp and saw that his
16-year-old daughter was in the doorway, looking wide-eyed at
what he was doing! He turned to her and said, "Now
don't tell me you've never seen one of these!"
She replied, "You're right, Daddy, I have. It's just
that I've never seen one being reloaded!
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