> Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began? Here's the true story. > Honest. > Back in the olden days, a man was traveling by foot through Switzerland. > Nightfall was approaching, and the man had no where to sleep. He went up to > a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night. The farmer > told him that he could sleep in the barn. So the man went into the barn to > bed down, and the farmer went back into the house. > As the story goes, the farmer's daughter (you knew this was coming, right?) > came downstairs and asked her father, "Who was that man going into the barn? > "That's some fellow just traveling through," said the farmer. "He needed a > place to stay for the night, so I said that he could sleep in the barn." > The daughter then asked, "Did you offer the man anything to eat?" "Um, no, I > didn't," the farmer answered. The daughter said, "Well, I'm going to take him some food." > She went to the kitchen, prepared a plate of food, and then took it out to > the barn. An hour later she returned. Her clothes were all dishevelled and > buttoned up wrong, and she had several strands of straw tangled up in her long blond hair. > She immediately went up the stairs to her bedroom and went to sleep. A > little later, the farmer's wife came down and asked her husband why their > daughter went to bed so early. "I don't know," said the farmer. "I told a > man that he could sleep in the barn, and our daughter took him some food." > "Oh," replied the wife. "Well, did you offer the man anything to drink?" > "Umm, no, I didn't," said the farmer. > The wife then said, "I'm going to take something out there for him to > drink." The wife went to the cellar, got a bottle of wine, then went out to > the barn. She didn't return for over an hour, and when she did, her clothes > were also messed up, and she had straw twisted into her blond hair. She went > straight up the stairs and into bed. > The next morning at sunrise, the man in the barn got up and continued on his > journey, waving to the farmer as he left the farm and walked toward the mountain. > A while later, the daughter woke up and came rushing downstairs. She went > right out to the barn, only to find it empty. She went to her father and > said "Where's the man from the barn?" > Father answered, "He left several minutes ago." "What?" she cried. "He left > without saying good-bye? After all we had together? I mean, last night he > made such passionate love to me." > "What?" shouted the father. The farmer ran into the yard looking for the > man, but by now the man was halfway up the side of the mountain. The farmer > screamed up at him, "I'm gonna get you! You had sex with my daughter." > The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hands next to his > mouth, and yelled out,....... ILAIDTHEOLADEETOO... > And that's the true origin of yodelling-honest |