This couple owns a horse farm, and gets a call from a
friend, who tells them, "I know this midget with a
speech impediment who wants to buy a horse and I'm
sending him over."
The midget arrives, and the owners ask if he wants a
male or female horse. "A female horth", the midget
replies.
So the owners show him a mare.
The midget says, "Wet me thee her feet." So they pick
up and inspect all her feet. "Nith looking horth, can
you pick me up an' wet me thee her mouf?" So the guy
picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nith mouf, hold me up a little higher tho I can thee
her eyeths?" So the owner picks up the midget and
shows him the horse's eyes.
"Ok, waise me up a wittle higher tho I can wook in her
eerths." Now the owner is getting a little pissed!
but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him
the horses ears. "OK, now, tan I see her twat?" With
that, the owner picks up the midget walks around
behind and shoves his head up the horse's vagina, then
pulls him out.
Shaking his head and wiping his face, the midget says,
"Perhapth I thould rephrathe that. Tan I thee her wun
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