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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Ian@SI who wrote (22790)	3/8/2002 2:47:41 PM
From: The Philosopher	Read Replies (1) of 62550

voice mail of the XYZ computer customer service line: You have reached the XYZ computer company customer service line (badly surpressed giggles are heard on the line). If we thought your call was important, we would have answered it already. So that shows you how important we think you aren't. You can keep holding if you want to. We have plenty of Pepsi and Krispy Kreme Donuts, we can outlast you any day. Don't think we appreciate your patience. We don't. In fact, we think you're pretty dumb to keep holding, but if it's dumb you want to be, that's okay with us. It just keeps this line tied up, which suits us fine, because then no other dumbass who refuses to read the manual can call us. Meanwhile, you are welcome to listen to our music on hold. Today's selection is the 1932 recording of Muffy the Yodeling Bloodhound's Greatest Hits.

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