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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Ian@SI who wrote (22790)3/10/2002 11:46:34 AM
From: Gary H  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
A man walked into a cowboy bar and ordered
a beer just as President Bush appeared on
the television. After a few sips, he looked
up at the television and mumbled, "Now, there's
the biggest horse's ass I've ever seen."

A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood
up, walked over to him, and decked him.

A few minutes later, as the man was finishing
his beer, Mrs. Bush appeared on the television.
"She's a horse's ass too," the man.

This time, a customer at the other end of the
bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and
knocked him off his stool.

"Damn it!" the man said, climbing back up to
the bar. "This must be Bush country!"

"Nope," the bartender replied. "Horse country!"
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