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To: Ian@SI who wrote (22813)	3/11/2002 8:50:55 AM
From: Ian@SI	Read Replies (1) of 62549

> > > > > > > In the mid 60s a US Navy cruiser put in to port in Mississippi for a week's > > > > > > > shore leave. The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised > > > > > > > to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Dear Captain: > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Thursday will be my daughter Susan's coming of age party. > > > > > > > I would like you to send four well-mannered, handsome, > > > > > > > unmarried officers. They should arrive at 8 p.m., prepared > > > > > > > for an evening of polite Southern conversation and dance > > > > > > > with lovely young ladies. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > One Last point: No Jews--We don't like Jews. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Sure enough, at 8 p.m. on Thursday, the lady heard a rap at the door, which > > > > > > > she opened to find, in dress uniform, four exquisitely mannered, smiling black officers. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Her lower jaw hit the floor. Pulling herself together, she stammered, "There > > > > > > > must be some mistake." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > "Madam," said the first officer, "Captain Cohen doesn't make mistakes."

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